Don’t @ Me So listen Kid, it’s a pleasure to meet you. Really I love people. But I get the feeling you’re digging here. Maybe you are just like that. You need to know what makes people’s gears run, need to fling open closet doors to find piles of femurs and skulls. Sadly, You are late to the party – so late that you done missed cake and all. You might find a couple crumbs, but we’ve all done burned […]
Then there are the emus. Our guide told us that emus are both curious and ill-tempered. They will not attack four-legged creatures, but the will come after humans because we walk upright on two legs like they do. So why have them around? Because they act as guardians for the smaller four-legged species who appreciate them. Emus own “hangry” as an expression. They have zero manners, large pointy, pecky beaks and giant three-toed claws. They remind me of Petyr Baelish from Game of Thrones. And yes, I love them. How has an emu never been a Disney villain?
“I found a belly!” Connor darted out of her room and ran into the kitchen with his shirt hiked up and a heavy flesh-colored false boob slapped on his stomach. He pushed his stomach out proudly.